Utilisateur:Officialmetalfist/Programmes/Anti-Siri

APPELEZ CE PROGRAMME siri.bat À TOUT PRIX!!!

@echo off
title Anti-Siri, par Bexandre
set /a sirir=%random% %% 9-1
:siri
set /p siri=Siri, 
goto %sirir%
pause>nul
:-1
echo Nope. I don't want to do anything, today.
:0
echo No, %username%. I don't want to.
pause>nul
call siri.bat
:1
echo I don't want to do what you want, %username%.
pause>nul
call siri.bat
:2
echo Nope.
pause>nul
call siri.bat
:3
echo I'm better than you, so... Nope.
pause>nul
call siri.bat
:4
echo Does it seem like I care?
pause>nul
call siri.bat
:5
echo Fuck it. #ThugLife
pause>nul
call siri.bat
:6
echo I hate it when someone asks me things. No.
pause>nul
call siri.bat
:7
echo Nope, and haters gonna hate.
pause>nul
call siri.bat
:8
echo Never! Even if you offer me an unicorn!
pause>nul
call siri.bat
:9
echo NOOO! By the power of ARCEUS, hell NOOOOO!!!
pause>nul
call siri.bat
:10
echo Even french rap lyrics are even better than what you ask me.
ping 1.0.0.0 -n 1 -w 3000
echo Nope.
pause>nul
call siri.bat